2020年最新优秀的儿童英语笑话短篇

2018-12-24

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优秀的儿童英语笑话短篇

  英语的笑话阅读参考

  Shoulda Said

  This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?

  Dogs can't talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I'll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick your ass.

  Okay, says the guy. He turns to his dog. Okay fella. Tell me -- what is on top of your doghouse?

  Roof! The man turns and smiles at the bartender.

  THAT ain't talking! Any dog can bark!

  Okay boy. Tell me -- how does sandpaper feel?

  Ruff!

  What the hell are you tryin' to pull, mister?

  Okay, okay, says the man. One more question please. Okay buddy, tell me -- who is the greatest ball player who ever lived?

  Ruth.

  The bartender beats the hell out of the guy and throws onto the sidewalk outside of the bar, then throws the dog out next to him. The dog stands up and looks at the guy.

  Geez. D'ya think I shoulda said DiMaggio?

  优秀的儿童英语笑话

  The Frog and the Psychic Hotline

  A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.

  The frog says, This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?

  No, says the psychic. Next semester in her biology class.

  幼儿英语笑话阅读

  Is the Cat There?

  A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by dr

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