2020年简单英文优秀的小笑话

2018-12-24

  原来用不同的眼光看世界是这么的让人快乐,今天小编就给大家分享一下英语笑话,不开心可以来学习看看

简单英文优秀的小笑话

  儿童的英语小笑话参考

  Naive reasoning 天真的推理

  A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"

  "Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.

  The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."

  有个人给他的儿子,一个4岁的男孩讲故事。小男孩注意到他父亲的头上有一缕白发,就问道:“爸爸,你的头发怎么是白的?”

  他的父亲想趁机给他上一堂教育课,就回答说:“爸爸的小男孩每顽皮一次,爸爸头上就会长出一根白头发。”

  小男孩沉思了一下,就天真地说:“哦,我知道爷爷为什么有那么多白头发了。我想他的儿子们一定也非常顽皮。”

  英文经典小笑话

  The remaining sheep 剩下的羊

  The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?"

  "None," called out little Mac. The teacher said: "I am surprised that you can't count correctly. I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now."

  Little Mac said: "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same."

  老师说:“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧场上去吃草,有5只羊跳出了围栏,还会剩下多少只?”

  小麦克大声回答说:“一只都没有。”老师说:“我很惊讶,你竟然不会算数。我知道你的算术很好的,现在竟会出错。”

  小麦克说:“老师,你懂算术,但你不了解羊。英语小故事我知道,若是有一只羊跳了出去,其余的就会跟着她跳出去。”

  英语优秀的小笑话阅读

  Don't bother me 别烦我

  One day a kind man met

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