2020年经典有趣的英语小笑话

2018-12-24

  每一篇笑话都会是都是从生活突出来的,今天小编就给大家分享一下英语笑话,一起来看看有哪些不一样的吗

经典有趣的英语小笑话

  英语优秀的小笑话

  stan: i won 92 goldfish.

  斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。

  fred: where are you going to keep them?

  弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?

  stan: in the bathroom.

  斯丹:浴室。

  fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

  弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

  stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

  斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!

  Goldfish 金鱼

  经典的英语小笑话

  a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

  finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."

  一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面,于是他就装作生意很忙的样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大数字,好像在谈一笔大买卖。

  到了最后,他终于挂了电话,问来访的人,“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答,“我是来给你安装电话的。”

  英语小笑话阅读

  who was the first man

  谁是第一个男人

  a teacher said to her class:

 

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