每一个国家都有自己的幽默，那我们今天就来看看英国的幽默把，小编给大家分享一下英语笑话，来一起看看学习吧
英语的幽默经典笑话
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指头
老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?
凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?
凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
幽默的英语搞笑笑话
Lightning
Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?
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