经典的英语幽默笑话大全

2018-12-11

  有很多笑话都是从儿童的身上出发,孩子们的单纯会让我们心情好很多,小编给大家分享一下英语笑话,来看看吧

  经典的英语笑话

  My Sister's Fingers

  Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

  Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

  Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

  Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

  我妹妹的手指头

  老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?

  凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。

  老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?

  凯温:噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。

  英语幽默笑话

  Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

  John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

  Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

  John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘

  老师:“John,动词ring的过去分词是什么?”。

  约翰:“你想它是什么呢”?

  老师:“我不用想,我知道!”。

  约翰:“我想

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